Meet the Dads
John Gallagher
Senior Cartbreaker
John laughs at all his own jokes, which is convenient since he’s usually the only one in the room. . He doesn’t understand the difference between baking soda and baking powder, and at this point he’s too scared to ask.
If there’s a jar to be opened in the house, he’ll wait until his wife gets home from the gym.
Sean Wayne
Chief Cartographer
Sean goes through hot sauce the way most people go through socks. No matter what you need, he’s there for you — but you can bet he’s sending you a Google Calendar invite first. He specifically asked that we include this picture of his hair.
If there’s a jar to be opened in the house, he’s going to need a running start.